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Cashier Conductor (Chapter 1)

by Ranipla

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izaakclifford This is truly one of the projects of all time. 10/10, would cashier again Favorite track: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
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1.
WELCOME TO THE HYPERMARKET What the fuck? Who the fuck gentrifies a shop in the middle of fucking narnia? UGH- Times were simpler in my 7 month coma Alright, ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok- I came here to do shopping, so I'm gonna go shopping SHOPPING TIME Bung? What happened to Bing? Aw, surely I get a pack of Dortis Getting some Bolognese Sauce (Trolley) Why this shit so loud? Loudest trolley on earth- LOUD! Conductor? Conductor. Conductor! CONDUCTOR! Hey! Conductor! Conductor!!! It's been a hot minute, y'know I'm surprised you still have your job, y'know after they did all THIS to the shop. So how you been? (Conductor pulls a piece of paper containing the words "Good, HBU?") Oh, is that how you communicate with your customers? Oh is that what that stack of paper's for? Anyway, uh, so yeah Doctor- Doctor said I had some time to spare. So like, I know it's on like, short notice, but like, d'ya'wanna do a show or 2? 3? 4, 5, 6? Y'know, y- we were supposed to do that? What are you doing? What are you- (Performer is thrown into a portal)
2.
CONDUCTOR 03:19
Hey Conductor Am I rad like that? Yo Conductor Do I got that swag? Hey Conductor Would you say I'm hip? Yo Conductor Do I got that drip? Ay Conductor be a cashier Whatcha doin' with that ice here? Ay Conductor made a smash hit Yo this beat be going batshit Yanny Laurel, My Fanny Pack Floral (ay) You all ears boy? The beat binaural! Don't you fuckin' dare redo my drip for me Cuz I don't appreciate you rearranging my symphony Next motherfucker that goes "L + Ratio" Gonna get they heartbeat in syncopated tempo Bet you never got bored of philosophosaurus So Ima trade you out for the second chorus I said get back to the chorus Get back to the- Motherfucker get back to the- Hey Conductor Am I rad like that? Yo Conductor Do I got that swag? Hey Conductor Would you say I'm hip? Yo Conductor Do I got that drip? Ay Conductor be a cashier Whatcha doin' with that ice here? Ay Conductor made a smash hit Yo this beat be going batshit
3.
Thought we had enough I blocked you off But I was wrong I caught you talking smack The straw, the camel's stacked I'm coming back to find you You got me super pissed Not getting over this I'm gettin' violent now I'm right outside your house I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live 1.103.473.06 Google maps A nigh attack Hand combat Whatever does it fast Trash talk karma all you like But I tell you what, she's on my side this time You got me super pissed Not getting over this I'm gettin' violent now I'm right outside your house I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live [ ] I don't understand your problem Where on earth would I go wrong? Cuz- I do this, I do this thing quite often And noone gives a damn 'bout me And Imma, And Imma be quite honest I wanna spill that tea, I wanna spill that I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live 1.103.473.06 I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live [DO NOT LOOK UNDER YOUR BEDSHEETS TONIGHT] I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live Caught you hangin' out in Tualatin Oregon I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live I know where you live Now your house is rigged Now your house is rigged This is it
4.
PERFORMER 02:33
stupid says 'what' stupid says 'what' stupid says 'what' gotcha look at me strut look at me strut look at me strut ay she sells sea shells that she saw she should swim if she see's more surely she stored some in her shed six slick stack sits in sasha's hand I be mining I be mining I be mining (everyone!) (I be mining I be mining I be mining) I be crafting I be crafting I be crafting (I be crafting so hard) Call me performer Quick brainstormer Crowd fills up Now the house gets warmer Headbang so hard You get brain trauma (huh) Maybe you shouldn't get trauma stupid says 'huh' stupid says 'huh' stupid says 'huh' gotcha look at me putt look at me putt look at me putt yeah you shant port your pant is short where my jorts at I forgor i see more see what me saw I'm 40 what the tea for? song song music song (song song music song) song music song, music song song Call me performer Quick brainstormer Crowd fills up Now the house gets warmer Headbang so hard You get brain trauma (huh) Maybe you shouldn't get trauma
5.
FUNNI 03:05
I'm so funny I got that dollar money I- I'm so funny When I walk I hit that joe I'm so quirky Got up at 7:30 I- I'm so thirsty When I run I got to (go) Laugh, I punch you with that line Get my derp on, I'm at prime Quirk so fresh it be a crime Set me free Let me pee Give me memes I'll be coming back down coming back down come come come come co-co-co-co- I'm so funny Fuck with that rubber ducky I- I'm so funny Trolling on my mobile (phone) I'm so quirky That caca do not worky I- I'm so shmerly Dimble Damble Dumble (Do)

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released June 30, 2023

Cover art - Desx
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Backing vocals on Track 3 and 4 - SPHINXES
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100 popstars, I am all of them. 10 popstars, I am more than them. 1 popstar, I'll make more of them. 0 popstars, I'll invent them.

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